Do you remember the giant sized tube of chapstick growing up? I can, and I will tell you why!!!
I loved these things, huge, colorful, and yes flavorful. I loved chapstick growing up for two reasons, because it was cool, and when you needed a umph- you just had to lick your lips.
Well, I was about 6 or 7.
We were over at my neighbors house, playing away, And then I mysteriously disappeared.
They looked everywhere for me, finally they got their parents involved in the ordeal.
They searched and searched, finally they decided to call my mom.
So then mom got involved. It must have been horrible for them, imagine losing a neighbors child.
The oldest child from across the street came out of the house, had asked everyone outside if they had seen her orange flavored huge tubed giant chapstick.
Nobody had seen the chapstick, or me..........
About 10 minutes later(it really must have been like 3 hours), they found me, I was underneath, hiding beneath our truck.
Why you ask????
I was eating away at the Orange flavored huge tubed giant sized chapstick.
Yep, let's just say that I was the "balm" back in the days.....
So beware, keep your chapstick hidden when I am in your presence.
PS. if you want the itsy bitsy spider, don't forget to look down at the last post, and enter to win this scary-licous beauty.
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