Oh yeah!! Your in for some laughs..
A good friend gave me and my hubby some gift cards for Christmas, we finally used them.
Grabbed a babysitter, (which was hard to find) and ran out the door just the two of us..
Here is where it gets good.
We went to go pick up Movie Tickets.
Then headed for a bite. We went to our all time favorite. Yeah, that one.
We ordered our food, put our stuff down and headed for the outhouses.
(note when you are running out the door, don't forget to use the bathroom, public restrooms suck!!!!)
When I returned, I sat down. I was quite proud of myself, I had beaten my husband back..
I simply ate one roll, opened the straw and shoved it in the cup, I took a drink..
I almost puked..
Not that it was horrible.. OK it was, it was water.
(waitress coming over)
Mam, I ordered a sprite, and this is water..
Waitress- I am so sorry, that would be horrible to go and drink what you thought was sprite, and water came out..
Me- Yeah, it was, but could you trade it please.. I wish I was healthy, but I am not.
Waitress- Yes, right away.
I looked around to see what in the crap was taking my husband so dang long.
A tap on the shoulder came from behind.
I think you are in our seats..
I looked around, my jacket was missing and so was my husbands. I looked around again, thinking of something to say,
It just came out stupid..
Oh my goodness.. I just drank your water and it was nasty.
Yep.. I suck..
I stood up without lookin' at anyone, and finally remembered that we sat on the other side of the restaurant.
I turned the corner.. Yep, hubby, Had already gotten the food. Had started eating it.
I went up to him, sat down, and busted out with laughter. He asked me where have I been, I couldn't even talk I was laughing to hard.
Finally I told him. We had to stand up and pretend we were going to the bathroom again, just to see what was happening with that poor table..
What do you think the waitress thought when she got back... I am still laughing right now.
So raise your hands how many of you want to go out with me now?
Yeah thought so..
oh the fun times I give my husband.. I should get paid for it don't ya think..
Btw- we went and saw Seven Pounds.. Has anyone ever seen that? What did you think..
I loved it, but then again.. as you just read, I am a little different.
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