OK so this is suppose to be a Monday Memory Post, but I just have to tell you all this.. why? Cuz you are all like my bffs...
I stayed up late working on some stuff for church last night, everyone was in bed.
As I walked up the fifteen million flights of stairs, I could hear snoring.
I have heard snoring before, nothing new right?
I walked into the room, not only was Maka snoring, Elaiasi and Baby were too.
I really don't mind snoring..
But this was OUT OF CONTROL!!! I got Elaiasi to stop and baby. Now for the Bears turn..
I climbed into bed, OK not really climbed, but more of a plop, hoping it would stir him to move onto his side..
I looked at him.. NOTHING. I looked again.. Crap he is already on his side.
The snoring was nothing like I had heard before, it was loud and truthfully kinda scary. I decided to just try to go to sleep.. NOPE wasn't happening..
OK I would kick him a little with my foot.. NOTHING.. I started to laugh, I was kicking this man, and he didn't even know it.
I chuckled at every little thing I did, seriously it went on for about 5 minutes.. Baby woke up, NOPE!!
I had to wake up early, was I to go sleep somewhere else.. NOPE, if he wasn't waking for baby, what if he woke up again.
I laid there for a minute, looked at him, I put on my Tongan power, and full on punched this man on his arm... NOPE.. no joke.
I was laughing to myself, it was hilarious, you had to be there.. On second thought, that would be kind of freaky, maybe you shouldn't have been there.
But you know I was sneaky, I am cool like that. Every time I did something, I would hurry and pretend to be sleeping, so that if he woke up, It defiantly wasn't me.....
So I didn't know what to do, I was getting a bit angry..
I decided to................
like a kitty cat..
With a swipe of my hand, nails pointing down with force, it lightly, but forcefully (come on, it had to do it's job) dug and swiftly pulled back.
The snoring stopped a little movement out of the handsome beast. What happened you ask? Did it stop?
After rearranging himself, still asleep, he turned to his back.. ARGH!!! That is when it is at its furry, what did I just do to myself.. (cuz who cares what I did to him, he didn't or won't know it)
I quickly said a prayer, "please let it stop so I can sleep"
I don't remember how I fell asleep. Maybe he stopped, maybe the Lord through the sandman in my eyes..
The next morning Maka woke up, we were rushed getting ready for Church, and hurried out the door. I forgot all about it, until just now, when Maka called me.
Maka- Whacha doing?
Me- Reading the scriptures.
Maka- did you see my arm today?
Me- NO, why...(the it dawned on me.. oh crap)
Maka- I have a huge scratch on my arm, it wasn't there when I went to sleep, but was there when I woke up.. I wonder what happened?
Me- I asked him what kind of dreams he was having....sheesh!!
I busted out in laughter, told him the story, he said he wanted a new roommate..
What! How dare he....