It was our my first day of kindergarten, I wore a white and red shirt, with black slacks that had a cute cherry on the back side of them..
I was the bomb, I was so cute with my tan skin and my white hair, ready to start fresh in a new school, we walked out the door, (remember in the day when you could walk to school a mile away, and no worries) and picked up my best friend and started our journey to the next stage of life..
We had practiced with each other, telling each other our phone numbers, because we didn't know our own, and lucky for us, we were in the same class..
we got settled into our class, and about the middle of class, people kept staring at me, I knew it, I was HOT!!!
After recess. everyone huddled together, and was a chuckling away, I sat there wondering what was up, I couldn't figure it out for the life of me. Finally my goodest and my bestest friend shed the light..........
I had ripped a whole in the buttocks of the black pants, not just a little whole neither, but a bleepin' huge whole...
My friend who loved me,hid me and we went to tell the teacher, she looked and giggled, I lost it, I yelled at everyone----
OK WHAT IS EVERYONE LAUGHING AT?
To make a long story short,
I forgot to put on underwear that day!!!
I am truly traumatized, I will never be the same, all my faults lead to this special day, all my wrong doings lead to the kids laughing,
WHAT!!!!!!!! YA NEVAH SAW A WHITE BUTT BEFORE.
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