We had nothing in this house to eat,or drink, no joke! when you get sick with the swine flu and you and your hubby are to sick to go to the store(let alone too contagious) Food disappears fast for a family of 9.
So I did it I went to the store, my hair wasn't done, no make up, and clothes I went to bed in, could it get any worse than that?
I think so....
I pulled up to the store, grabbed my hand sanitizer, so that when I was done shopping I can wipe down my basket.. your welcome!
I hobbled out to the store, I saw my good friend Sara. I continued to hobble over to her.. I thought to myself... Oh I will sneak up on her.... I got behind her, and poked her sides, and said Boo!
Only to find out that it was a total stranger.... Fail.
I quickly apologise and hobble into the store.
I grab a basket, and a old man, grabbed one at the same time. I politely say excuse me, and enter the store with a red face of embarrassment!
Trying not to have anyone notice that I was hacking and coughing all over the fruits and vegetables, I scurry to grab what I needed and headed for the milk.
I seriously was trying to hurry as fast as I could, I grabbed 1, 2 3 cartons of milk, as I grabbed the fourth carton, my cast slipped, and I dropped the milk carton, for it to break open and spill everywhere....
Fail... Clean up on aisle Dorky Devri
I found a man who worked their to tell him what happened. Then I hobbled like the speed of light to get out of that poor store.
As I come to the checkout line, i have the same conversation I have with every stranger who comes into contact with me..
stranger- What happened to you?
Me- Broke it?
stranger- When and how?
Me- tell the same old story I have told for many times now.
Stranger- Oh man, I would have just chose the surgery..
Me- Yeah, well....oh well.. I love my cast and want it for evah! (not)
Stranger- Do you need help out with this?
Me- No, I can do it, but thanks.
I head to the door, coughing and hacking pretty bad at this point, I rush to the door. This particular store, two doors, one going in, and one going out.
I hurry and push the cart to the door, only to smack it against the closed door!
Fail.... It was the "in door"... lol people where sort of laughing at me, oh well, do you know what I said when I found the right door?
As I walked out the people behind me were looking' at me, I simply turned to them and said, sorry to make you wait, and I hope you don't get the swine flu from me..
Lets just say it was the worst shopping experience of my life!
And lets just say it was probably for the couple behind me too!
Go ahead, laugh, but wait till I am gone!